Where profit and purpose collide
A truly American company - with a truly American concept - outsource everything. Do you want to sew T-shirts or designer jeans? Of course not. Work in a steel mill? No. Get shot at by savages overseas? I think we know the answer. That's where we come in. Global Security, political sense, private profit.
Services:
Creative interrogation tactics- High-value courier services
- G.I. Laundry
- Training third-world yokels how to fight like first-world yokels
- Guarding playboy diplomats
- Cafeteria services
- Accidentally violating sacred religious cultures and then shooting people when they get upset
- Differentiating insurgents from civilians
- Finding weapons of mass destruction